Thursday, March 23

Love, philosophically Part II: The simple Question

Sadly & shamefully i admit that men (... including me) has got too many quirks about women as i'm sure women do with men as well if not more. We never completely agree when the topic delves into women's intricate physique. One thing we might agree on is whether she is hot, have nice tits or nice ass. But even then the conversations often turn Byzantine. For instance when someone says wow she has a nice ass the uttered observation will no doubt grab everyone's interest followed by their own opinion of her ass. This is when it becomes complicated. All men like a nice ass but nice varies by the type of men, their descent mostly, spawning a slew of highly intelligent ass talk, no pun intended.

We enjoy these very healthy conversations, immensely. See i work in the IT field (... which is very pseudo by that way, but thats a different story) which basically means there are no women but one who i'm sure is immune to our cavil by now. Techies i'm sure you know are the Star Wars watchin', gadget laden, lap top carryin', heavy metal listenin' dorks that hardly get dates. So as you can imagine these healthy conversations are a daily occurrence if not a must.

So lets get down to brass tacks. Two men were talking about a certain Lindsay Lohan. See Carlo (... with the 'Lord of the Rings' ring tone) likes women adorned with freckles the more the better he says perversely. The other fellow Mark who owns 3 PC's, a lap top, a Mac, a Linux box and possibly everything PC/Mac related electronics invented in the last decade agreed that Lindsay is cute but hardly qualifies as hot. This spurred on a long but friendly bantering.

I listened in intently waiting for the opportune moment to render my opinion. Mark ranted about Lindsay's physical flaws and unsound character. She has been rumored with drug abuse causing her anorexia perhaps, right? Anyway Mark's feelings towards Lindsay has been shrouded by her recent bouts with drug abuse and her bony structure resulting in his disapproval. The other fellow, infatuated with Lindsay, who would defend her to the ends of the world was livid with Mark's crude comments. The friendly banter was no more. Mark's cavil incited a heated argument between the two grown men.

This was my Q to chime in and stop the madness. I couldn't listen anymore. Hold on hold on i barked. Mark i wont argue with what you say about Lindsay i said equably (because he is right, i mean, what is up with Lindsay anway. She looked beautiful until she started shedding all the weight, right Adrian???). All this quibbling is making our work environment hostile i say with a stern face. There is only one question, the arbitrator if you will.... Would you hit it??? Mark without pause quickly responds well ya dude no doubt. Needless to say the other fellow said the same. Disaster averted and peace maintained. Men....

2 Comments:

At 6:14 PM, Blogger zenmasta said...

Now that I think of it, the last time she looked cute was in Freaky Friday. Or, maybe before she turned 18. Wait. Did I just sound like a registered sex offender? Or this desk lamp is just too bright? It's the desk lamp. Hmm...

 
At 6:47 PM, Blogger Marc Gabay said...

i betcha she'll look better/greater in her late 30's or early 40's.... can you say Diane Lane... that girl is HOT...

 

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